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Original List:
Handsome
Charming
Financially successful
A caring listener
Witty
In great figure
Dresses with character
Appreciates finer things
Full of courteous surprises
An imaginative, regretful partner
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
Nice seeking
Opens automobile doors, binds chairs
Has sufficient income for a great cooking
Listens some-more than talks
Laughs during my jokes
Carries bags of groceries with palliate
Owns during slightest a single tie
Appreciates a great home-cooked dish
Remembers birthdays as well as anniversaries
Seeks intrigue during slightest once a week
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
Not as well nauseous
Doesn't expostulate off until I'm in a automobile
Works solid – splurges upon cooking out spasmodic
Nods conduct when I'm articulate
Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
Is in great sufficient figure to file a chair
Wears a shirt which covers his go through
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
Remembers to put a toilet chair down
Shaves many weekends
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
Keeps hair in nose as well as ears embellished
Doesn't burp or blemish in open
Doesn't steal income as well mostly
Doesn't curtsy off to nap when I'm venting
Doesn't retell a same fun as well matriarch ny times
Is in great sufficient figure to get off cot upon weekends
Usually wears relating hosiery as well as uninformed hoop skirt
Appreciates a great TV cooking
Remembers your name upon arise
Shaves a little weekends
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
Doesn't shock tiny young kids
Remembers where lavatory is
Doesn't need most income for maintain
Only snores easily when defunct
Remembers because he's shouting
Is in great sufficient figure to mount up by himself
Usually wears a little garments
Likes soothing dishes
Remembers where he left his teeth
Remembers which it's a week end
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)
Breathing
Doesn't skip a toilet.
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Ha ha ha.!!!
A true list, lol.!!!
Good one Chris,I've been off with the flu.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
just cash.
where did you get those from?
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Hi Chris, Hahahaha This is GREAT and So True… I loved this one… Thank You keep them coming my friend..
A Friend,
poppy1
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Too True to be funny!
x
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
hahaha o god u hve a serious problem…..
the women tht u love she will find u perfect the way u r no need to change to get some1 attention…somwhere in this time u hve some1 who will love just for who u r….but try being the good things in these list…goodluck
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
This is an easy one… If you give back the love and respect that you get should be no problem. Do remember that men and women are very different. Men are visual……Women are thinkers and like conversation. Listen to your woman. It does not take barrels of money, fine cars, exquisite dinners at finer restaurants. If that is what it takes run she is a gold digger. Most women just want to be noticed and appreciated, loved, snuggled and YES, helped around the house from time to time. Once in a while charge of the remote control… Sorry. LOL
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
really true…and very funny….i think tell ur wife to read them and see her choice …u may have a wonderful life on wards….hahahahahah why did u get this idea before to be a hero of ur wife,……LOL
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
LOL. Funny and true.
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
great one…………………… its so true !!!!!!!!
thanks for the hearty laugh.
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
so true
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
April 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
thats about right babe!! lmmfao!!