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What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In great shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of courteous surprises
10. An imaginative, regretful lover
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice seeking (prefer hair upon his head)
2. Opens automobile doors, binds chairs
3. Has sufficient income for a great dinner
4. Listens some-more than talks
5. Laughs during my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns during slightest a single tie
8. Appreciates a great home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays as well as anniversaries
10. Seeks intrigue during slightest once a week
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not as well nauseous (bald conduct OK)
2. Doesn’t expostulate off until I’m in a car
3. Works solid – splurges upon cooking out occasionally
4. Nods conduct when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in great sufficient figure to file a furniture
7. Wears a shirt which covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put a toilet chair down
10. Shaves most weekends
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose as well as ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t burp or blemish in public
3. Doesn’t steal income as well often
4. Doesn’t curtsy off to nap when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell a same fun as well most times
6. Is in great sufficient figure to get off cot upon weekends
7. Usually wears relating hosiery as well as uninformed underwear
8. Appreciates a great TV dinner
9. Remembers your name upon occasion
10. Shaves a little weekends
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn’t shock tiny children
2. Remembers where lavatory is
3. Doesn’t need most income for upkeep
4. Only snores easily when asleep
5. Remembers because he’s laughing
6. Is in great sufficient figure to mount up by himself
7. Usually wears a little clothes
8. Likes soothing foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers which it’s a weekend
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t skip a toilet.
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
hahaha!! Those were funny!…….I LOVE IT!!!!!
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Nice try dude. but its old and rehashed…… and it is too long to keep the interest going.
My 2P
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
hahaha!! Those were funny!
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I LOVE IT!!!!! The older you get, the less you care about what you get !! Its so funny! Great stuff!!!:D
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
So whats the question?
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Nice try………you got me laughing, i thought it was funny
good job.
Best wishes
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
That's funny
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
WOW!!!!!!!!!
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
hehe..its true
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Oh Yeah, I Definitely Want All Those Qualities In My Man!!!
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
where did you get that joke?? it makes me laugh non-stop. lol.
April 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Okay. LOL but did you ask a few women? LMAO!